Start the Trump Translator with an ordinary announcement
A clear source gives the parody something concrete to preserve. Write the event, action, place and time before adding any dramatic language. A short announcement about a club meeting works better than an instruction to imitate a complete speech without a subject. Keep the starting sentence in a separate field so you can see what changed. If the joke depends on an invented situation, establish that situation in your own wording rather than allowing the rewrite to supply unexplained facts.
